


NON-THEATER people wouldn't understand. But when producers announced last month that "Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown," a musical based on
Pedro Almodovar's wacky 1988 film of the same name, would be opening on Broadway this fall, there was major excitement. Not just because of the source, since God knows a fabulous movie (or prize-winning novel or beloved comic book) can be turned into a dreadful stage show without even trying. Even by the best of directors, composers, lyricists and book writers. But look at the cast!
Patti LuPone (above left), Brian Stokes Mitchell and Sherie Rene Scott (top), for starters. Three megastars for the price of one.
Even Cousin Connie from Cleveland knows who
Patti LuPone is: the American musical star who became an overnight sensation playing Eva Peron in "Evita" back in 1980. That was LuPone's first Tony Award. Since then she's won another (for embodying the scary Momma Rose in "
Gypsy" in 2007-08) and has starred in revivals of "Anything Goes," "Noises Off" and "Sweeney Todd." But even you may not have known that LuPone, the 61-year-old queen of musicals, made her Broadway debut
doing Chekhov. She played Irina in "The Three Sisters" in 1973.
The New York Times has called
Brian Stokes Mitchell, 52, the last of the great heterosexual Broadway leading men. He became an overnight star and earned a Tony nomination playing Coalhouse Walker in the original 1998 Broadway production of "Ragtime." He kept up the good work as the romantic lead in and won a Tony for "
Kiss Me Kate" (the 1999 revival), then went on to play Don Quixote in "Man of La Mancha" three years later. And just as everyone was thinking nothing could top his "Impossible Dream," he did a one-night concert version of "South Pacific" at Carnegie Hall (2005), where his version of Rodgers and Hammerstein's "
This Nearly Was Mine" blew the audience away. And luckily for those of us who weren't in the audience that night, PBS filmed the show and broadcast it in 2006.
Sherie Rene Scott, 41 (Wikipedia says she's 43), is the relative newcomer, but she had had considerable Broadway success before this year. She'd played the not-so-naive mark in "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" (2005) and
Ursula the sea witch in "The Little Mermaid" (2008), but it was her semi-autobiographical show "Everyday Rapture," that bumped her up to star status. She got great reviews for it Off Broadway, but when a planned Broadway production of "Lips Together, Teeth Apart" dropped off the schedule (see "Top 10 Odd Things That Have Happened [So Far] in the Spring Theater Season," theatergossip.com, April), "
Everyday Rapture" dropped right in. The show, about Scott's transition from her strict religious background to a life in New York show business, won her a couple of Tony nominations and the kind of visibility publicists can't buy.
We can't think of a better group of performers to bring us a show about a jilted, suicidal woman (Scott's character) who makes a barbiturate-spiked pitcher of gazpacho, puts it in the fridge and forgets about it,
sets her bed on fire and tries to rent her apartment to a man who turns out to be her ex-lover's son. Not to mention the Shiite terrorists, the lover's mentally disturbed wife and the mambo-crazy cabbie.
In a season when one of the worst-reviewed shows of the year, "The Addams Family," has made the most money, presumably because the title
cartoon characters had name recognition in parts of the country where theater isn't a big part of everyday life, there may not be much hope for "Women on the Verge" taking in tourist dollars. But try to explain to your less enlightened friends that it's like Meryl Streep,
George Clooney and Angelina Jolie teaming up for a project. And for heaven's sakes, don't tell them it's European.
"Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown," by Jeffrey Lane and David Yazbek, directed by Bartlett Sher, Belasco Theater, 111 West 44th Street. Tickets go on sale Aug. 30. Previews begin Oct. 2. Opening night is Nov. 4.WANT MORE THEATERGOSSIP? Scroll on or search to: Take our impossibly difficult theater quiz. Learn why Hamish Linklater is such a great comedian. Find out what happened when Al Pacino got caught in a thunderstorm in the middle of "The Merchant of Venice" in the park.