
DON'T you just love September? The air is crisp. The temperature in subway stations becomes bearable most of the time. The
Arts & Leisure section does its New Season issue. And Broadway comes back from its summer vacation. (Off Broadway never went away.)
Let the columnist
Michael Riedel (grumpy, grumpy, grumpy) say what he will in
The Post; there are plenty of positive things to look forward to this theater season, not just the fact that "
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" may actually open.
1. "Women on the Verge" arrives, with an all-star cast.
Can you think of a better candidate for musicalization than
Pedro Almodovar's wacky two-decade-old movie "
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown," set in 20th-century Madrid? (Here's its
IMDB info.) Can you think of a more sparkling cast than Patti LuPone, Brian Stokes Mitchell and that new darling of Broadway, Sherie Rene Scott (from "
Everyday Rapture")? Together on one stage, people. Let's just hope there's a special song about the drug-laced gazpacho. Belasco Theater. Previews: Oct. 5. Opening night: Nov. 4.
2. Cherry Jones is back. As a whore.
We haven't seen the inimitable
Cherry Jones on Broadway since 2006. (And frankly, "Faith Healer," that year, wasn't her finest moment.) But now the great Ms. Jones (Tony winner for "Doubt" in 2005 and "The Heiress" in 1995) is returning -- in "
Mrs. Warren's Profession," George Bernard Shaw's classic 1890s
dark comedy about a destitute 19th-century woman who chose the only lucrative career path open to her: prostitution. Now she has to explain to her prudish daughter (cute
Sally Hawkins from the movie "Happy-Go-Lucky") that that's what has paid her private-school tuition all these years. American Airlines Theater. Previews: Already started. Opening night: Oct. 3.
3. Charles Busch is back. As a nun.
Charles Busch is 56, so it's about time he put on a habit. (Kathleen Turner played a nun for the first time this year, too.) Busch, the
playwright/actor/drag queen who gave us "Psycho Beach Party" and "Die, Mommie, Die," plays the
mother superior, of course, in "
The Divine Sister."
Julie Halston, his old co-star, is back too. SoHo Playhouse. Previews: Sunday (Sept. 12). Opening night: Sept. 22.
4. "Angels in America" is back. Period.The great work has returned. Maybe it's too early for a revival of Tony Kushner's 1993 two-part
masterpiece about the meaning of life in
the age of AIDS. We'll see. But if it's only half as good as the original, it'll still be stunning. The new cast includes Christian Borle (better known to theatergossip.com readers as Sutton Foster's ex) as Prior Walter, Zoe Kazan (better known to theatergossip.com readers as our very first Gossip Girl of the Week) as Harper Pitt, Frank Wood as
Roy Cohn and Robin Weigert as the Angel. If only the
Signature Theater Company hadn't relocated to a theater that makes the Javits Center seem convenient. But we went that far west for "The Orphan's Home Cycle," so I guess we can do it again. Peter Norton Space. Previews: Sept. 14. Opening night: Oct. 28.
5. There's a new Albee! We're treated to revival after revival of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" and "A Delicate Balance," but it's been a long eight years since the great
Edward Albee had a new play on Broadway. It was "The Goat, or Who Is Sylvia?" in 2002. Now comes "
Me, Myself & I," which isn't quite on Broadway but to a lot of people,
Playwrights Horizons productions are in a class by themselves.
Elizabeth Ashley is the star, and it's about an evil twin who decides to become Chinese and deny his identical brother. Playwrights Horizons. Previews: Now. Opening night: Sept. 30.
6. There's a new Gurney! We must have been very, very good to get two new works by
A. R. Gurney in one year. First there was "
The Grand Manner," in which a young playwright-to-be met the great Katharine Cornell and her coyly seductive husband. Now the author of "The Dining Room," "The Cocktail Hour," "Sylvia" and so much more is bringing us "
Office Hours," set at an American college in 1974 when we first noticed that "education" consisted of studying the works of dead white males and nobody else.
Flea Theater. Previews: Sept. 18. Opening night: Sept. 30.
7. Vanessa Redgrave and James Earl Jones are back. Together.How can a production like this, two mega-stars with mega-talent in a beloved play, go wrong? Well, if it does, at least the failure will be fascinating. In "
Driving Miss Daisy,"
Vanessa Redgrave plays the title character, an elderly Southern widow who shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel any more, and
James Earl Jones is the chauffeur hired to take her wherever she wants to go. It's the story of an
unlikely friendship, which opened Off Broadway in 1987 with Dana Ivey and Morgan Freeman in the lead roles. Golden Theater. Previews: Oct. 7. Opening night: Oct. 25.
8. Elaine and Bernadette aren't going anywhere. Elaine Stritch and
Bernadette Peters gave new life to the current revival of
"A Little Night Music" when they stepped into the lead roles two months ago. (Replacing the splendid Angela Lansbury and the extremely good-looking Catherine Zeta-Jones.) The
Daily News critic re-reviewed the production last month, nothing that Peters "simply soars" and Stritch is "saltier and more rueful and very funny," not to mention "endlessly fascinating." The ticket would be worth it for Peters's "Send In the Clowns" alone. Some people are just meant to do Sondheim. (And some aren't.)
9. We'll see whether Lily Rabe can act indoors. The Shakespeare in the Park production of "
The Merchant of Venice," which knocked 'em dead at the
Delacorte this summer, moves to Broadway next month.
Al Pacino is the star, of course, as Shylock, and a lot of people considered his performance a tour de force. But
Lily Rabe, as Portia, was the happy surprise of the production, despite great genes. Her parents are David Rabe and Jill Clayburgh. And
Hamish Linklater is so funny as Bassanio that you sometimes can't believe his humor is working in a period piece. (Wow. Did you know there was a production of "Merchant of Venice" in New York, down on John Street, in 1768? It's amazing the stuff you can learn on
IBDB.) The new one will be at the Broadhurst Theater. Previews: Oct. 19. Opening night: Nov. 7.
10. The " South Park" guys are coming to Broadway.
This could be the best news of all. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who created "
South Park," the irreverent, sometimes vulgar, always hysterical, admirably subversive animated Comedy Central series, are writing a Broadway musical! And if you saw their 1999 movie, "
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut," you'll understand why that's such a brilliant idea. The film introduced musical numbers like "Blame Canada," "What Would Brian Boitano Do?" and "
Kyle's Mom's a Bitch." Now they're turning to religion, as the series often has, taking no prisoners. The show is "
The Book of Mormon," about a couple of misguided missionaries who want to fix the world and decide to start by going to Uganda. Opening: March 2011.
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